found this on twitter. via @mkupperman, source of all things wondrous graphically speaking. i’m sure he intended it for amusement purproses only but as an ad person i found it fascinating. it’s basically a TV ad in print. and one that frantically sells the reader at all times.
this thing just doesn’t let up!
ESCAPOLOGY (the escape pod's blog) 
Wow. I’d read it because it looks like my life depends on it and I could die if I don’t.
yes vik. whoever did this was very conscious of the reader’s attention span and interest level. it’s a good ad. even after all these years.