I just spent the afternoon watching commercial television in the US and A

Something I hadn’t done in a while. Not because I’m so cool or tech savvy, just because I was in a hotel room with my son and we had nothing better to do.

This is what struck me:

1. If i owned a seafood restaurant chain, I too would show lots of freshly cooked seafood in slo-mo in my commercials. That stuff looked good! And i’m allergic to shellfish.
2. Insurance companies need to stop flooding the airwaves and figure something new out. You’re just not that interesting.
3. Being entertaining on the teevee is something a lot of advertisers need to be reminded of. I understand why you might choke and decide to be annoying, I really do, it’s just that you’re not thinking about me and my needs. You never have! Bastards.

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