I must admit to being the least patriotic person on earth.
I simply cannot get excited about imaginary lines on a map.
Perhaps it stems from having left my homeland in a huff at an early age.
But I will admit to liking the USA. There, I said it!
This country has been good to me in ways other countries, who shall remain nameless, haven’t been.
It really is a great country when it gets out of its own way.
So today i shall hoist a Budweiser in your honor adopted homeland.
Happy birthday USA!