I found this over on reddit.com. it’s a resume that somebody named Eric submitted to a restaurant.
It’s hilarious and it’s brilliantly written.
I like you a lot Eric! You know how to write and sell and you’re funny as shit. You’ll probably be very good at writing advertising.
Do you want a job doing it for real?
Do you really want to pretend to be happy to random diners for a living?
No you don’t!
Please contact me. My cell number is (630) 606-0567.
My name is Vinny Warren. Google me dude!
(HAD TO TRY THIS!)