Daily Archives: June 19, 2010

The end of the Internet

Like everyone else i got high on the possibilities of the Internet (the “I” is capitalized on spellcheck). I benefitted from it spectularly earlier in my career, so i more than most had reason to expect big things from it. And it just isn’t panning out as an advertising medium. It’s a connecting medium. Like the telephone. Wouldn’t it be awesome if you could put an ad on every telephone call? no. we all know it would be torture. so it will never happen.

And it for this reason that advertising doesn’t really belong online. How can your ad compete with a torrent of awesome stuff that i like? or facebook. or twitter. answer: it can’t. the Internet is getting very small. Ten years ago the Internet was a lot like the American west in the 1850s. Today it feels a lot like 1905. Google and Facebook own the internet.

today you have to buy your way to Internet success. you buy it with outstanding creative and outstanding strategy. or all the above and MONEY.

see Nike’s World Cup ad. Nike weren’t the official sponsor of the world cup. adidas is. but the adidas work was very boring. so Nike cleverly owned the championship for 9 million dollars, the amount it cost to produce that piece. money well spent. the internet loves the exceptional. and fuck all else frankly.

So clearly the solution is for advertising to become a lot more exceptional. that’s not as hard as you might think. all the boring advertising in your category is merely setting the boring stage for the exceptionally brilliant advertising you will do for your brand.

nothing is more fun than making a previously dull category suddenly exciting!

3D OR NOT 3D?

i just watched Toy Story 3 (in 3D) with my kids. it’s a great movie. great story, great execution. but why is it in 3D? My kids all felt it was unnecessary and distracting.

3D has become the new thing. Why?

A couple of reasons. Just as 3D was the gimmick that was supposed to save movies from TV back in the 50s, it has become the thing that will save movies from piracy in the 00s. The files will be too big to download and you can’t watch it on your computer.

But the flaw in that thinking is something very familiar to anyone who works in advertising: 3D isn’t an idea, it’s a technique. And applying it willy-nilly is just stupid. I noticed my kids and i ditching the 3D goggles several times during Toy Story 3. It just wasn’t adding anything to what was already a great story really well executed. Isn’t knowing when to stop the most important creative skill? It is.

The World Cup in 3D? great idea. everything and the kitchen sink in 3D? bad idea.